Farting

This is the most important question you will ever be asked.

Let's hope this meal smells a whole lot better than it sounds.

Forget the 4-3 defense. Von Miller is all about the fart-3 defense.

Hanging around with your girlfriend, especially when the relationship is new, often involves an air of mystery hanging above as you both slowly begin to shed the getting-to-know-you mentality and slide in to the phase in which you both start to relax and show your new significant other the "true you."

If you're not familiar with snooker, congratulations on not being a 60-year-old British man! Also, it's kind of like billiards, and so spectators are expected to maintain silence when watching a game. No talking, laughing, and no farting. Come on, guys...

Oh, Internet — this is why we love you. During Wednesday night's Giants-Brewers game in Milwaukee, TV cameras caught a rarely captured baseball sight: a bullpen butt strike. From the GIF below, you can see that Giants' reliever Jose Mijares wrinkles his nose, grimaces and quickly moves away from fellow bullpen mate Jean Machi...

So you're on an airplane, midair, plane is packed and even after the TSA groped you all the sudden you have a bomb on board. You can feel it within you getting bigger and wanting to unleash, a huge fart, should you dare unleash it in the plane?

Farting -- one of nature's greatest jokes! We saw you roll your eyes, don't tell us you think "blowing the backdoor trumpet" is immature. One of the greatest comics alive -- our opinion -- Louis C.K. explains to John Stewart on "The Daily Show" why farts are and always will be funny.