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Man Wins $10.5 Million, Plans to Blow It on Women, Alcohol and GamblingMan Wins $10.5 Million, Plans to Blow It on Women, Alcohol and GamblingSomeone get this guy a financial adviser, stat.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Deranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband’s ToothbrushDeranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband’s ToothbrushMaybe their vows should've said "'Til breath do you 'part."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
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