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If someone hands you a bottle of champagne and then pulls out their phone to record you while you're opening it, something is probably up. You should be suspicious; very suspicious.

On Monday, the Denver Broncos announced they would be parting ways with their NFL coach of four years, John Fox. At his end of the year news conference in Denver on Tuesday, we can only assume that Broncos General Manager/Executive Vice President of Football Operations John Elway meant to thank the former coach.

Opening a champagne bottle with a giant knife is just like pulling a table cloth out from beneath dishes: Basically, everyone who tries it fails miserably. This woman did exactly that.

When it comes to the NBA Development League, there's a reason that the players aren't in the actual NBA. They're just not good enough yet. That's not to say that they won't be some day. But, as for right now, not yet. The same could be said for the play-by-play guys in the D-League.

Chances are that if you drive a brand new $60,000-plus BMW M4, people are probably going to think that you're a douche already. Sure, that's probably unfair, but that's just the way it goes. So, if you're lucky enough to drive one of those really nice cars, you should probably do what you can to just be cool.

Your wedding is often the most memorable and happy day in your life. It's not often, but sometimes things go horribly awry. Sometimes things go over so badly that people wind up forever immortalized in video or photos.

Last week, we talked about how Walgreens had to pull Hanukkah paper off the shelves because the design on the paper contained swastikas. Seriously? How does something like that happen? Well, something similar has happened again.

The question is simple: A dozen donuts cost 12 cents. How much do 100 donuts cost?

When you're a professional athlete, you're constantly in the spotlight. So, if something big happens, you should probably brush up on your knowledge just in case the situation arises where you're asked to comment.

Here's a little advice for anyone who works in a field where microphones are used: Always assume that the microphone is on and people can hear you. NBA TV analyst Rick Fox didn't heed that advice.