Drugs

Drugs are a real pain in the ass. At some point, this woman probably led a pretty normal life. But then, drugs intervened. And it's safe to say that she has hit rock bottom.

Drugs are bad, mkay! Who are we kidding, drugs can be fun as hell! This chick proves it by drawing some crazy self-portraits while tripping balls on LSD.

Today's Nincompoop in the News is from right here in Colorado!

It's the weekend, and the only thing we plan on doing is spending the weekend forgetting all the crap we had to deal with at work. We don't think we'll go in search of a rave or some mind-altering drugs, the do sound fun though, so we'll just enjoy these tripped-out dancers...

Apparently it's not a wise choice to take "magic mushrooms" and go on a hike. Taylor Powers of Boulder, Colo. found out the hard way.

In a surprising Facebook message posted tonight (April 15), heavy metal legend Ozzy Osbourne has admitted to "drinking and taking drugs" over the past 18 months. The revelation comes after rumors earlier today that he has split with his wife Sharon.

PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — Pueblo County sheriff's deputies have arrested three people after drugs were found in a restroom at the county jail.

All mothers love their sons, but some are more affectionate than others.

Things are going great for Phil Anselmo at the moment, as he is touring with his band Down, heading up his Housecore Records label and preparing for his first solo album. But there was a time not long ago where the quantity and quality of the work he's currently doing would likely not have been possible.

Meet Carly McKinney, a 23-year-old teacher from Aurora, Colo. who is better known as CarlyCrunkBear, on Twitter. Miss CarlyCrunkBear is in a bit of hot water over her Twitter account and we have the reason right here.