When I first caught a glimpse of a fast-moving creature in my headlights a few weeks ago outside the radio studios, I thought my eyes were deceiving me.
You may find this hard to believe, but at any given time, you have as many creatures on your body as there are people on the earth. Sure, they are generally harmless creatures, and they don't each much, and they don't stay up late playing bluegrass music, but the thought of having these hideous creations on my body is a bit frightening.