The Grand Junction Police Department is looking for the suspect who robbed US Bank at 24-1/2 and Patterson Roads.
The GJPD responded to a bank robbery at the US Bank at 24-1/2 and Patterson Roads around 3:30 p.m. today (Monday, April 16)...
As any guy knows, the need for, um, release can sometimes be powerful and all-consuming. But there are probably better times to choke the chicken than in the aftermath of a bank robbery. Just sayin'.
If you're planning to rob a bank, we have two pieces of advice for you: 1) Don't do it, and 2) if you do, don't go back to the same bank later that day to complain about not getting enough money.
Authorities in Syracuse, New York, say 28-year-old Arthur Bundrage did both of those things.