Apocalypse

The World Has Ended
The World Has Ended
The World Has Ended
We're staying calm. We really are. But what if despite all signs to the contrary, the world ends on Friday, December 21? Here's a guide to handling that particular little dilemma.
The Best Mayan Apocalypse Memes
The Best Mayan Apocalypse Memes
The Best Mayan Apocalypse Memes
Well, we really hope the Mayans were wrong. We aren't quite ready for the world to end -- we need to know how 'Breaking Bad' ends. Here are some memes to cheer you up and bolster your confidence that we just might see the sun come up on Saturday after all. Enjoy!
Enjoy Your Last Few Days on Earth With This End of the World Beer
Enjoy Your Last Few Days on Earth With This End of the World Beer
Enjoy Your Last Few Days on Earth With This End of the World Beer
According to those trusty old Mayans, we only have 10 days until the end of the world. December 21st is the supposed day of doom, but we don't know why everyone's freaking out so much; this could finally be the arrival of zombie babes. Plus, we're all going down anyway, so we might as well celebrate. That's where La Fin Du Monde ("The End of the World") beer comes in.
You Must Be Trippin'
You Must Be Trippin'
You Must Be Trippin'
If you're waiting for the world to come to an end on December 21st, you may want to try some magic mushrooms. Apparently, the prediction didn't come from the Mayans, instead it comes from two newage books from the 70s and 80s.
Maynard James Keenan Offers Advice for the Apocalypse in New Editorial Column
Maynard James Keenan Offers Advice for the Apocalypse in New Editorial Column
Maynard James Keenan Offers Advice for the Apocalypse in New Editorial Column
As we reported a few days ago, Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer singer Maynard James Keenan has signed a deal with the Phoenix New Times to write a bi-weekly column for the newspaper. Now, Keenan has jumped into his role as a gonzo journalist, as the Phoenix New Times has published the first textual offering from the prolific creator.