‘Sock Monkey Kama Sutra’ – Just Remember, You Aren’t That Bendy [PICTURES]

We have all seen those kama sutra books that either show really fit people or drawings of really fit people doing the deed in some very unique positions. Then regular folks like me go and try these things and end up with pulled muscles or worse... In a new book, stuffed sock monkey's are the demonstrators. 

The illustrated sex guide, which came into the public eye last month, was written by "Sock Monkey philosopher" Vatsyayana Banana. I am going to go out on a limb and guess that isn't his real name, but either way, he's managed to catch a couple of plush toys getting some tail in a variety of colorful poses. Just remember that you aren't stuffed, and you probably won't bend as well as Mr. Sock Monkey. You've been warned...