Lap dances can be kind of fun, but the minute the dancer puts her private parts on the lower-half of her body in your face, the dance immediately becomes horrible. First off, you dont know where that thing has been, and second off, I would prefer not to get engulfed in whatever smells are going on down there. 

All that being said, having a vagina or even a butthole right smack-dab on your face is better than having a vagina or butthole smacking you right in the face... HARD!

Although these dudes do seem to enjoy it...