Santa Tries to Cheat On Mrs. Claus, Gets Arrested
Santa and Mrs. Claus is one of those relationships that you think can last the length of time, but it turns out that Santa is as horny as any old man, and decided that hundreds of years getting the same piece of ass was getting boring. So he went after one of his younger elves and instead of getting to do a little pokey, he ended up in the pokey.
Herbert Jones (A.K.A. Kris Kringle) who played Santa Claus at a Massachusetts mall has been barred from the shopping center after he was charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf.
Jones was released on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty Monday to indecent assault and battery. Police say that the elf claims Santa pinched her booty and made suggestive comments, most likely about what he wanted for Christmas this year. Santa denies the claim...
Santa gives and gives and gives every year, how hard would it have been for this elf to return the favor?!