The best Thanksgiving stories always start with "Remember that time when the turkey tried to break into the house?". 

Let's set the stage for this one. These dudes were sitting in their house when a wild turkey walks up to the back door and starts pecking. How did these super geniuses respond to this golden opportunity? The answer: They did what any good redneck would do. They grabbed the shotgun, jumped off the wall onto the cement patio and made karate sounds while firing the dangerous weapon.

Let's state the obvious. If a turkey tries to break into your house this Thanksgiving, leave the loaded weapon alone. But, feel free to make all the karate sounds you want.