How do you top fighting cops with a dildo? Take the greatest mugshot ever.

On Sunday (Dec. 7), Kalan Sherrard was at the Miami Beach Convention Center protesting the wealthy with 30 other people. Police were there trying to herd the protestors out when Sherrard whipped out a "weapon".

"The unknown item was discovered to be a prosthetic penis sex toy, the item was impounded."

He couldn't have chosen a word to state they confiscated the battery-operated boyfriend?

Sherrard was arrested and charged with disturbing the peace and resisting an officer without violence.

Sherrard told the Miami Herald that he and a companion were denied access to the convention center because they were dressed "too artistically." So they spent an hour wandering the outside of the venue asking visitors for their clothes.

After what Sherrard describes as "a very basic anti-world rant," he and his companion were confronted by security and police. He and his companion were arrested and held in a van for four hours, then transported to jail where they both posted bond on Monday morning.

Sherrard never came forward as to why he was packing the rubber rough rider.