This story is just so Maine.

30-year-old Asher Woodworth was arrested recently. Actually, we take that back. A tree was arrested recently in Portland, Maine.

Woodworth dressed himself as a tree and slowly walked back and forth across a busy street as some sort of performance art, because he wanted to see how he would change "people's natural choreography." All Woodworth managed to do was disrupt traffic a little, inconveniencing lots of people. What a dope.

After being arrested, Woodworth was charged with obstructing a public way.