It doesn't matter if you're Don Juan or Don Knotts -- picking up women takes effort, so it's infuriating when someone swoops in and steps on your game.

The man on the motorcycle in this video is pumped up because he sees a woman on another bike he's seen before, so he figures he'll catch up to her at a light and strike up a conversation, which will lead to an eventual 'Sons of Anarchy'-themed wedding.

Well, that's all good and fine, except for one small detail: the old dude who pulls up between them on a scooter and thinks the man is talking to him about his Casio.

The man rides away, in rightful indignation and fury. If he's looking for female companionship, we hope he pulled over to the side of the road and checked Tinder.

They say as you get older you become wiser. Well, this guy on the scooter should have been wise to the fact the biker was looking to pick up a woman. It should be innate. It doesn't matter how old a guy is -- you should just assume that a man is trying to get with a woman. We're pretty sure that goes back to ancient times and the oft-cited Book of Dude.