"Check your panties,” not because the anchor in this video is some sexy weatherman, seductively telling you today is going to be a "wet one,” but because there are rice-cookers being recalled!  Really though, whoever typed up the script on the teleprompter is going to probably get a stern talking-to for forgetting the "R" in "pantries." This anchor will definitely become a meme once the internet really gets ahold of this and we're ready.

As they said at the end of the original article, "You may now make your 'Anchorman' references."