Name: Nana Necktats

Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY

Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).

Hobbies:  Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under her steel-toe combat boots.

6 Things She Can’t Live Without: Medicare, double bass, a shower seat, PBR tallboys, craft stores and her medic-alert bracelet engraved with "666."

Skills: Infamous for her YouTube mashups of Slayer and Frankie Valli. (When informed that she had gone viral, she made an appointment with her internist.)

Her Motto: “Of all the names I've been called, I like Grandma best!...Well, either that or Destroyer of Souls."

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