Man Willing to Trade You His 2011 Jeep For Your Wife on Craigslist

Oh the good ol' days... When money wasn't so much of a pain in the ass, and the only way you actually got anything new was by trading the stuff you already had. Since it is 2014, there isn't too much barter happening on Craigslist, but that doesn't mean it never happens. Today we found a guy willing to make quite a trade, actually. 

Although, I know there are quite a few men out there who would not only love a new-to-them Jeep, but also would love a week to themselves without the old lady, I warn you to be careful! Not only does this guy seem to struggle with his grammar skills, but when I just went and checked out what a 2011 Grand Cherokee with 48,000 miles was worth on the NADA Bluebook, it says a beat-up, P.O.S. version is worth $19,000! Seems like he may have been drunk and horny while taking to Craigslist to write this proposal up...

That being said, I would like to offer this dude some advice... Keep the Jeep, sell it for what it's worth, take the cash, buy a plane ticket to Nevada, and visit our buddy Dennis Hof at the Bunny Ranch. I heard he sells used vag, it's legal, and it won't cost you anything close to what a Jeep is worth! Just a suggestion!