Loud Sex-Having Neighbors Get a Wonderful Note [PICTURE]

Unfortunately, if you live in an apartment, a condo, a town-home, or some other structure that is connected to another's dwelling you have to understand that loud jungle-noise making sex will have to wait until you get a home detached from others... If you don't follow this rule, you may be labeled a wife-beater. Here is how... 

Well played, neighbor. Well played indeed. The only disturbing issue that arises from this, other than the fact there is no audio of the jungle lady having sex which is so desperately required, is the fact that you seem delighted to teach your children about domestic violence rather than the birds and the bees. Kind of creepy if you think about it.