Kristina Basham has that dark-hair/light-eyes combo that just oozes mystique and intrigue. Like, she could be a supervillain utilizing her powers of seduction to get us to do whatever she wants — literally whatever she wants. Jump into that tiger enclosure at the zoo? Done. Juggle those flaming chainsaws? No problem. Drink a gallon of antifreeze? Just tell us which brand.

Though seriously, what kind of evil master plan would involve chugging antifreeze? Only Kristina knows…

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