Apparently deaf people spend a lot of time masturbating and the Jehovah's Witnesses really want them to stop. I didn't know this was such a problem with the deaf people in the country.

I guess because they are deaf they can’t hear how loud they are being and it really freaks out the Jehovah's Witnesses. Or maybe it’s the way they moan, deaf people do have an odd sound to their voice.

Either way I think the Jehovah's Witnesses should leave the deaf alone, they are already deaf and can never hear if they are hitting right or not. Just let them be, and focus on the blind masturbating. They never know who is the room and could just whip it out and go to town.

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