Is This a Man or the Spawn of Satan?
Everyone has their own unique look, but this guy has taken it to a whole new level.
Watch this video and try not to get at least a little frightened. We dare you.
This -- uh, man? -- looks like a cross between Hellboy and Shrek's more intimidating cousin. He looks like a spectacular Hollywood special effect. He looks like something you'd expect to jump out and scare the poop out of you in a haunted house. He looks like...well, you get the drift.
Add in the fact 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' is playing in the background and you've got one eery clip. Of course, Air Supply could be on and it would probably terrify us, too.
We're not even so sure he has a face only a mother could love because his mother probably collapsed and went into a coma after she saw what he's done to himself.