I can't think of a time when my focus was on what sort of bed was being used while watching a porno, but the more I think about it, it is very important. A bad bed could lead to a bad scene. And the people at HotMalm.com insist that the sexiest part of a XXX video isn't the performers, it's the sweet sultry wood of an IKEA bed.

Daily Dot has reported that Hot Malm Team was inspired to share sexy Malm bedframes of every size and color such as ebony, blonde, BBM (big beautiful malms) twin, even the taboo animal on malm, after first experiencing them in college.

Surely, everyone can remember the first time they laid in an IKEA Malm, ba dum dmum.

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