First question you are going to inevitably ask, is why am I looking? Honestly, I am a very straight man, and it's not like I am trying to look, but when there is large floppage going on around the private region of a man wearing tights, you are going to notice... I can't be the only one that sees this can I? 

I've talked about this before, but the most recent issue of Sports Illustrated, which you can see here, shows Russel Wilson and one of the biggest bulges ever...

First off, shouldn't these guys be wearing cups? If they were it might cause a big bulge, but it would be a hard cup-looking bulge, not flopping around like double D's un-braed on a horseback ride.

Second question is, do all football players have big Johnson's? Is there a correlation between being an athlete and being well endowed? I only ask, because I have no athletic skill at all, so it's been a long time since I put on football pants, but I don't feel like I could fill them out like the guys do every time I try to watch a Bronco game.

Am I jealous... No, not really. I have accepted what I've been given. This is article is completely to get something that is bugging me off my chest. It's bugging me because it's weird, and makes me feel like a 2-year-old who asks his mommy, "what is that thing hanging from that poor football player?"

Here's one example, without it getting too weird in here...