I Am Paranoid And I Can Prove It
I love this sign. But, you kind of ruin the "secret nuclear bunker" when you put up a sign showing people where to find it. That being said, I think the government is up to something. And, if you call me paranoid, you won't be the first.
I don't have a good track record with the government. I was once kicked out of Pebble Beach golf course by the Secret Service for harassing Dan Quayle. It had something to do with my radio show yelling "potato" every time he tried to tee off. Some people are just too sensitive.
In all seriousness, I believe that the powers that be know something bad is coming. There have been numerous reports of hidden underground bases being prepared. What is coming that could be bad enough to hide the government underground? Incoming asteroid or comet? Financial collapse? Or worse, a Backstreet Boys reunion?
Then there are all the reports of the agencies ordering unbelievable amounts of ammunition. Call me a conspiracy nut if you want to, but I think something is up. What say you? Time to hide or should the mental institution come lock me up again? Or both?