Happy Fat Tuesday!! Now, I know there is much more to Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras than king cake, beads, and boobs. But those are the things that I think of when I think Mardi Gras. Even though we are 1,000 miles away from New Orleans I am here to help you get flashed! 

Listen carefully... According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, who broke down the top plastic surgery procedures from last year, there were 290,000 breast augmentations performed last year. Chicks who spend $10,000 on fake boobs want to show them off! So, if you want to get flashed this year, find a chick who recently got some work done, offer her some beads, and WALLAH!!!

Now if you are heading to the "Big Easy" you better hurry up, but when you get there, there is a rule on asking to be flashed... The Uptown and Mid-City parade routes, especially mansion-lined St. Charles Avenue, are filled with families, and the locals don’t tolerate that kind of behavior — even if all ages of people appear to be getting wasted. Exhibitionism is mostly limited to the balconies on Bourbon. And should any ladies choose to fulfill your request, return the favor with a respectable pair of beads.

Now show them to me!!!