If you're at all squeamish, may we recommend proceeding with caution?

This poor guy had a moth in his ear and it was driving him crazy when some other people noticed a tick had also shacked up in his ear, setting off a foul-language frenzy of grossness.

Everyone got together to help remove the critters, a pseudo team of amateur surgeons. Lucky for the victim, no one was hammered -- at least that's what we gathered from the woman who declared, "Good thing we're not all wasted." Yeah, it's not like they're airplane pilots, right?