Imagine, it’s Saturday night, you and your lady areChilin’ on the couch, you order in a pie and open a bottle of wine, enter gross pizza delivery boy. First, I will say I find it very funny how many people today don’t get surveillance. Anyway back to the gross guy, he steps on to the elevator and then this swine pulls a pie out of the bag and eats the toppings. He scarfs down the toppings like a homeless guy on a plate of Hors d’oeuvres. What is wrong with this guy?

I have worked in more that a few pizza joints and I can’t say I have seen anything like this (and I have seen some crazy stuff). There is only one reason I can come up with. This guy has delivered to the address a few times and they stiffed him a tip, otherwise he’s just a sick bastard.

 

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