Free Beer & Hot Wings: Polygamist Ninjas Break Into Home, Target 15-Year-Old Girl [Video]
It's not every day that we hear about real life ninjas breaking into a home, but it happened this past weekend in Utah.
Two women dressed as ninjas broke into a West Jordan, Utah, home, targeting a 15-year-old girl who was scheduled to be a witness testifying against the ninjas' husband, The Salt Lake Tribune and Fox 13 Salt Lake City reported.
That's right, the ninjas are also polygamists.
The girl, who is a sexual assault victim, was to be testifying in court against the boyfriend soon, so the ninjas wanted to take her out first. Unfortunately, they're the worst ninjas ever and all it took was a shove or two by another guy in the house to put them at bay.
What an odd story.
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