Free Beer & Hot Wings: College Student Busted for Having Sex with a Sheep [Video]
OK, let's just cut to the chase here: banging livestock is unacceptable.
The college student -- from Fresno State University -- in this story disagrees.
He was caught last week treating a sheep like the girlfriend he'll never have.
When police questioned him, he gave every excuse he could muster, like "midterms are stressful" and "I was drinking earlier."
Seeing no way out, he finally confessed his gross crime to the officer, KMPH Fox 26 reported.
Sorry, but there's just no good reason for molesting a sheep. There's no word on whether or not he took the sheep out for dinner first.
Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings