Facebook Outages Reported Around Grand Junction

There has been a disturbing development today. There have been reports that some people in the Grand Junction area have been unable to access Facebook today. Do you realize what this means? There has been a dangerous void with no political mudslinging, gossip and recipes involving bacon. We are especially concerned about the bacon part.

If you want a confirmation of the outage, here's a page that logs users reporting Facebook being down. Notice the huge spike around 1 pm Mountain time. In the meantime, go out and breathe some fresh air. Your dog would appreciate some attention. Life goes on even without a recent status update.