If you weren't paranoid enough after sparking up that last doob, or ripping that last bong hit, this new report will keep you watching your back!

A new medical study on the effects of marijuana use confirms that everyone knows you're high, and that you'll most likely never stop feeling like this.

The Onion, yep, it's a joke, is reporting that no matter what you do, when you last smoke or even just a small hit from a bowl, everyone will know you're high. Stating, "A new medical study on the effects of marijuana use confirms that everyone knows you're high, and that you'll most likely never stop feeling like this."

If you're a weed enthusiast, weekend toker or just a sure I'm here smoker, remember these things:

  • Pot smell will be on your clothes forever.
  • You've been telling the same story for five minutes.
  • What would your pastor think?
  • You're probably about to die!
  • You were once a baby, now your a criminal.
Watch the video as many times as you like, and we're sure you'll feel the paranoia.

If you hear a noise, that's probably the police and you're probably going to jail.