Dude Gets a 4-Inch Fork Stuck in His Penis – And You Thought Your Monday Sucked [NSFW/GRAPHIC]

There are a lot of things that you can do to make your wiener feel good, and maybe it's just me, but sticking stuff into the little hole on the end is NOT one of them! I wouldn't let you stick a toothpick in there, let alone a damn fork! But a 70-year-old Australian man was recently rushed to the hospital after he attempted that very feat... 

According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification."

Fortunately, the report says the fork was successfully removed using forceps and "copious lubrication." Whatever that means...

Through a little research, I found out that this isn't the only dude who has ever shoved something weird in his weeny... Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past.

Read the full report here. WARNING: The report includes a terrifying -- and GRAPHIC -- image of the fork being removed