Comedian Nikki Glaser has a new Comedy Central show called Not Safe With Nikki Glaser. Recently, Glaser and fellow comedian Kyle Kinane did a bit where they sat in a room where they had a video feed of a couple of porn actors going at it. The actors had earpieces in, allowing Glaser to talk to the female actor and Kinane to talk to the male actor. They then fed the actors all of the dialogue for the porn they were shooting, and the results were hilarious.

While the dialogue in most porns isn't going to win any awards (well, maybe it does. They do have their own awards.) we feel like this might be the best dialogue ever.