These ten pick up lines are lines you'll only hear in Colorado. I'm not saying that they work, I'm just saying you probably can't use these lines anywhere else.
You never know what you'll find on the Western Slope's Craiglist. Heartbroken poetry, a booty biter and a person seeking their laundromat lover are just a few.
When it's time to cut ties with your guy, why break up with them when you can just do these instead? This is how to lose a Grand Junction guy in 10 ways.
If you have a special guy in your life, they need a special gift. No matter what kind of guy or what the occasion is, these Colorado gifts are sure to please.