Most of the festivals we have here on the Western Slope are somewhat normal. Palisade Peach Festival, Colorado Pork and Hops, Colorado Mountain Winefest and the Loudwire Music Festival are more or less normal. Then, there are those that aren't. They're real, but normal isn't a word we would use to describe them.

All of us living here know that the strangest festival of all is right in our own backyard, but the other two are pretty twisted also.

3. Frozen Dead Guys Festival - Nederland

2. Emma Crawford Coffin Festival - Manitou Springs

1. Mike The Headless Chicken Festival - Fruita